Please help, although I do not intend to

People mock Wikipedia, but I actually think it's a valuable resource. I'd check any fact I got off it but it usually gives a good general overview of any topic of interest, and tends to cover subjects that aren't available elsewhere on the net. I say this as a former renowned trivia(Latin for "three rivers," the Roman name for the Greek goddess of witchcraft, Hecate) buff who has been rendered obsolete by Wikipedia. Why run to me when you can google the names of the Banana Splits?